Mouthful of Platinum

I would rather be practicing my metal scream.

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If it requires making direct eye contact, there's a 100% chance I've never done it.

If you lived here, you'd be filled with residual Catholic guilt by now.

Every time Tonya Harding trims her bangs, a meth lab explodes.

I squeeze toothpaste from the top of the tube. I'm a rebel. I don't give a fuck.

The best part about taking personal responsibility is being able to blame someone else.

Sure, I'll drink the Kool-Aid ... as long as it tastes like Courvoisier.

If these bathroom walls could talk, they wouldn't. They'd scream.

Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't ninja, mime.

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