Mouthful of Platinum

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Have we or have we not stumbled upon an earthly paradise?

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I'm at home. Or in prison. Or in Hell. The lines are so blurred I can't tell the difference anymore.

If you say "foodgasm" in my presence, they will never find your body. Ever.

Never gonna fall for modern love.

You speak of immortality as though it's somehow desirable.

What's the average shelf life of an existential nihilist?

Even unique snowflakes melt eventually.

At least she left the waterbed.

I hate to burst the perpetual "ME!" thought bubble over your head, but ...

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