Mouthful of Platinum

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A cautionary tale about the consequences of shopping while horny.

My escape route goes by your house. Twice.

If it requires making direct eye contact, there's a 100% chance I've never done it.

No guts, no glory hole.

Life is like a box of chocolates that's been left in the sun all day long.

If you lived here, you'd be filled with residual Catholic guilt by now.

Romance is an acquired taste.

Hope is the thing loaded with bullets, right?

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