Mouthful of Platinum

The screams are coming from inside of my head.

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We'll leave the black light on for you.

So yeah, draw the logical conclusion.

If these bathroom walls could talk, they wouldn't. They'd scream.

I'm not losing my mind, I'm gaining insanity.

No guts, no glory hole.

Cleanliness is next to godliness on the list of things that I failed to accomplish today.

Long story short: The rhythm finally got me tonight.

In some cultures, reading your dog its horoscope is considered foreplay.

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