Mouthful of Platinum

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I got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham.

If it requires making direct eye contact, there's a 100% chance I've never done it.

We'll leave the black light on for you.

At least she left the waterbed.

No guts, no glory hole.

I will always have a special place in my heart for loathing wind chimes.

Never gonna fall for modern love.

If these bathroom walls could talk, they wouldn't. They'd scream.

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