Mouthful of Platinum

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I'm not losing my mind, I'm gaining insanity.

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I hate to burst the perpetual "ME!" thought bubble over your head, but ...

Get out of my altered state of consciousness and into my straitjacket.

Have we or have we not stumbled upon an earthly paradise?

At least she left the waterbed.

I got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham.

A cautionary tale about the consequences of shopping while horny.

Age ain't nothing but a number of reasons I need another drink.

Don't pledge allegiance to Satan with your mouth full, honey.

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