Mouthful of Platinum

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In some cultures, reading your dog its horoscope is considered foreplay.

Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't ninja, mime.

If you say "foodgasm" in my presence, they will never find your body. Ever.

Shhh. You had me at "hypersexualized arts and crafts."

"Just Add Alcohol" is implicit in my appearance.

I can't help but suspect that the selection of magazines in a waiting room is some sort of a test.

We'll leave the black light on for you.

wind chimes : ears :: shards of glass : mouth

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