Mouthful of Platinum

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Nothing says "I deserve to earn less" quite like having a vagina.

I am the Ron Jeremy of spilling high viscosity condiments on myself.

Hope is the thing loaded with bullets, right?

Motion to rename winter "Help! I'm trapped in a dystopian snow globe with Soul Asylum!"

Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right.

There is no corkage fee for cough syrup, honey.

Tell me again why there aren't any death metal songs about Mother's Day brunch.

Even unique snowflakes melt eventually.

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