Mouthful of Platinum

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The impromptu body cavity searches will continue until morale improves.

Tell me again why there aren't any death metal songs about Mother's Day brunch.

You say it's love, but I say you're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Shhh. You had me at "hypersexualized arts and crafts."

Don't pledge allegiance to Satan with your mouth full, honey.

No guts, no glory hole.

If you say "foodgasm" in my presence, they will never find your body. Ever.

Life is like a box of chocolates that's been left in the sun all day long.

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