Mouthful of Platinum

So this is what it feels like to be Jesus.

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I could watch you watch your reflection in my sunglasses ALL DAY LONG.

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The impromptu body cavity searches will continue until morale improves.

If it requires making direct eye contact, there's a 100% chance I've never done it.

I could watch you watch your reflection in my sunglasses ALL DAY LONG.

I am the Ron Jeremy of spilling high viscosity condiments on myself.

I'm not losing my mind, I'm gaining insanity.

If you lived here, you'd be filled with residual Catholic guilt by now.

A cautionary tale about the consequences of shopping while horny.

It's always Dump the Body in the Reservoir Hour somewhere.

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