Mouthful of Platinum

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Cleanliness is next to godliness on the list of things that I failed to accomplish today.

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Insanity is in the mind of the beholder.

I will always have a special place in my heart for loathing wind chimes.

Now everybody will know that I'm "The Fun One."

Age ain't nothing but a number of reasons I need another drink.

Don't pledge allegiance to Satan with your mouth full, honey.

Moral victories don't appear in the win column.

I'm at home. Or in prison. Or in Hell. The lines are so blurred I can't tell the difference anymore.

My escape route goes by your house. Twice.

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