Mouthful of Platinum

So this is what it feels like to be Jesus.

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It looks like I've accidentally dressed for the job I have.

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You took the words right out of my vagina!

Even unique snowflakes melt eventually.

Romance is an acquired taste.

Now everybody will know that I'm "The Fun One."

Long story short: The rhythm finally got me tonight.

PBR sure dodged a bullet when blue ribbons weren't chosen to represent cirrhosis awareness.

It looks like I've accidentally dressed for the job I have.

I can’t help but feel as though my life is just one long product placement for Big Pharma.

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