Mouthful of Platinum

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You took the words right out of my vagina!

Have we or have we not stumbled upon an earthly paradise?

If you say "foodgasm" in my presence, they will never find your body. Ever.

Get out of my altered state of consciousness and into my straitjacket.

The best part about taking personal responsibility is being able to blame someone else.

Motion to rename winter "Help! I'm trapped in a dystopian snow globe with Soul Asylum!"

Shhh. You had me at "hypersexualized arts and crafts."

It looks like I've accidentally dressed for the job I have.

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