Mouthful of Platinum

This definitely won't backfire spectacularly.

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When do I stop calling it bed head and start accepting it as my regular hairstyle?

No guts, no glory hole.

I'm at home. Or in prison. Or in Hell. The lines are so blurred I can't tell the difference anymore.

Age ain't nothing but a number of reasons I need another drink.

Honesty is the best policy if you don't want to get laid. Honesty is the best policy if you want to remain celibate.

I got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham.

Cleanliness is next to godliness on the list of things that I failed to accomplish today.

The impromptu body cavity searches will continue until morale improves.

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