Mouthful of Platinum

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Moral victories don't appear in the win column.

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Have we or have we not stumbled upon an earthly paradise?

Never gonna fall for modern love.

Shhh. You had me at "hypersexualized arts and crafts."

I'm not losing my mind, I'm gaining insanity.

The impromptu body cavity searches will continue until morale improves.

You speak of immortality as though it's somehow desirable.

Get out of my altered state of consciousness and into my straitjacket.

Nothing says "I deserve to earn less" quite like having a vagina.

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