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Sure, I'll drink the Kool-Aid ... as long as it tastes like Courvoisier.

Family is the glue that holds my insanity together.

Cleanliness is next to godliness on the list of things that I failed to accomplish today.

I can't help but suspect that the selection of magazines in a waiting room is some sort of a test.

Get out of my altered state of consciousness and into my straitjacket.

Beauty is but a light switch away.

Nothing says "I deserve to earn less" quite like having a vagina.

My escape route goes by your house. Twice.

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