Mouthful of Platinum

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It's always Dump the Body in the Reservoir Hour somewhere.

I'm not losing my mind, I'm gaining insanity.

WARNING: Never make direct eye contact while eating corn on the cob.

I'll never forget the day Dad took a sledgehammer to the water main.

At least she left the waterbed.

Beauty is but a light switch away.

Get out of my altered state of consciousness and into my straitjacket.

I could watch you watch your reflection in my sunglasses ALL DAY LONG.

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