Mouthful of Platinum

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I got a bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham.

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It looks like I've accidentally dressed for the job I have.

At least she left the waterbed.

You say it's love, but I say you're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

PBR sure dodged a bullet when blue ribbons weren't chosen to represent cirrhosis awareness.

Have we or have we not stumbled upon an earthly paradise?

Never gonna fall for modern love.

Get out of my altered state of consciousness and into my straitjacket.

What's the average shelf life of an existential nihilist?

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