Mouthful of Platinum

I don't know what I'm thinking, but I like the way that I think.

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Sure, I'll drink the Kool-Aid ... as long as it tastes like Courvoisier.

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There is no corkage fee for cough syrup, honey.

Never gonna fall for modern love.

If you say "foodgasm" in my presence, they will never find your body. Ever.

If these bathroom walls could talk, they wouldn't. They'd scream.

I'm going to make a terrible person one day.

I'm asking on behalf of my existential crisis.

If it requires making direct eye contact, there's a 100% chance I've never done it.

My escape route goes by your house. Twice.

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