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Nothing says "I deserve to earn less" quite like having a vagina.

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Shhh. You had me at "hypersexualized arts and crafts."

Family is the glue that holds my insanity together.

I'm going to make a terrible person one day.

Sure, I'll drink the Kool-Aid ... as long as it tastes like Courvoisier.

I am the Ron Jeremy of spilling high viscosity condiments on myself.

PBR sure dodged a bullet when blue ribbons weren't chosen to represent cirrhosis awareness.

Nothing says "I deserve to earn less" quite like having a vagina.

Melts in your heart, not in your hand.

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