Mouthful of Platinum

This definitely won't backfire spectacularly.

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Nothing says "I deserve to earn less" quite like having a vagina.

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Have we or have we not stumbled upon an earthly paradise?

You speak of immortality as though it's somehow desirable.

Romance is an acquired taste.

I can't help but suspect that the selection of magazines in a waiting room is some sort of a test.

It looks like I've accidentally dressed for the job I have.

Honesty is the best policy if you don't want to get laid. Honesty is the best policy if you want to remain celibate.

Insanity is in the mind of the beholder.

Hope is the thing loaded with bullets, right?

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